Cheryl gets "mugged" rant

[joggerjayne]

Chav Princess, Cheryl Cole was "attacked" ...

... according to the papers today.

How did such an awful thing happen?

Well, she was surrounded by "teenage girls" shouting

... "We love you, we love you!"

One of them thrust one of Cheryl's CDs forward, hoping to get an autogroph on the cover.

Pushing the girl aside, the Chav Princess told her security man to get her inside.

She was heard to say ... "What the fcuk? What the fcuk? Who the fcuk was that?"

Well, Princess Chavy, I have the answer ... she was one of teenagers who have spent their hard earned money, buying your mediocre music, and making you a multi-millionairess.

But I keep forgetting ... ordinary, hard working people are not welcome, up in Chav Heaven.

I just hope, if I am ever "attacked" or "mugged" ...

... it involves a group of teenagers giving me their money, and shouting "We love you, Jayne".



Rant over.

[supersuezy24]

Was she actually mugged??

[Garmard]

She is not even talented JJ, every song she sings has been written by someone else....She doesn't even know how to arrange music like the minority in the charts. Then you get impressionable young teens wanting to meet their false idols(like Cheryl Cole) who DO set the wrong example anyway.....Verges on the ridiculous!

[lesblue]

I love you, Jayne.............whoops, too old!!

[mccfluff]

was she the racist Lady who attacked someone in the loo or was that one of the others

[lesblue]

^^^^^^^^^^ that's her mccfluff

[ummmm]

It was her....Ginger always said she only married Ashley to prove she wasn't racist.

[joggerjayne]

No. There was a group of teenage fans who, having spent their money making Cheryl more wealthy, hoped that the Chav Princess might grace them with an autograph.

Instead, Chavy was disgusted that working class girls should dare to touch the designer clothing that she had bought with their money, and had her security bundle them aside.

Or ... as the papers describe it ... " a shocked Cheryl was attacked "

Chavy seems to have forgotten that all her £millions actually come from those people.

[mccfluff]

ahhhh iswear i didn;t type lady, not sure what i did type

am i still McFluff?

[mccfluff]

lol yup looks like i am!

[jackthehat]

It was the chav formerly known as Cheryl Tweedy who lamped the Nigerian toilet attendant, fluffy..............NOT the sleek, sophistimacated Cheryl Cole, she just wouldn't do that.

(I think 'lady' might be pushing it a little in either case.)

[ummmm]

Jayne....how can you call her chavvy but praise Jordan?

[joggerjayne]

ummmm ...

The timing between Cheryl having to fight a charge of race aggravated attack, and her Agent introducing her to Ashley was ... "convenient"

[daffy654]

I saw the photos in the paper yesterday of this 'incident'. The whole thing looked staged to me.

[daffy654]

I think you may have typed *** and the censor changed it to 'lady'.

[daffy654]

b. i. n. t...... What the heck is wrong with that word? Why does ab insist on censoring words like that and allow far worse to be used in usernames (such as those at the weekend)?

[joggerjayne]

ummmm

Jordan is a hard working, self made woman.

Some people like her, some don't.

But ... she has done it alone.

And look at any of her old topless pictures. Page 3 girls used to smile pathetically at the cameras. Pricey stares them down.

Her message is ... men, you bow down to me, and hand over your money.

Chav Princess, on the other hand, has done nothing herself. She is a product of men. Managed by men, in a group created by men. She smiles simperingly when men tell her to do so.

Jordan struck a hammer blow for womankind.

Cheryl reinforces the idea that women can only succeed with the help of men.

Jordan loves her fans.

Cherly gets her security guards to push her fans out of her way.

[ummmm]

So you're saying that Cheryl doesn't work hard?

[Garmard]

Jordan! Hard working?...Lol!
She got that lucky break by flashing her "Vending machines"
She doesn't even write her own books?
Silver spoon in ones mouth comes to my mind.

[Garmard]

Cheryl Cole....Looks attractive, carries a tune...Lol!
Some people just fall into the right place at the right time.