fao Bobbi.

[NoMercy]

Despite what the miseries say, there are those of us who look forward to your daily chuckle. I have one for you....

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but, needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She replies, "You're not hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

[craft1948]

PMSL NoM......was it redman......he's an old sailor dontcha' know......

[Bobbisox]

Brilliant NM...pmsl
Spare Ed, take note, pass this arounf AB Towers, its a gudn'

[logic]

REPORTED.

[logic]

Some of us doooo get old you know, :-)

[NoMercy]

Oh c'mon Logic - how old are you?

[logic]

About the same age as your bl00dy sailor I should think. ..:-)

[NoMercy]

You're just being modest - I'm sure you're still young and in your prime. ;-)

[mccfluff]

naaaah he's well past his prime, at least 163.8

[logic]

I really wish NOMERC,
Now if CFARTS numeric digits are any thing to go by, I am nine years older than her,

[logic]

FLUFFY you assh*le
And Ive been waiting to say this,

And how, exactly, would you be knowing that,?

[Ankou]

did she count your rings

[logic]

Worrav I done, ? ^ ^ ^

[mccfluff]

bu**ger did i get it wrong again, sorry 162.8 :-)

[mccfluff]

oh and there's no need to wait to call me an as&hole, you can call me that anytime you like

[logic]

Bit tetchy today, are we, ?

[mccfluff]

not really just taking the pee

[logic]

Thanks VIBRA,
Would you like a signed photo of me. X X X

[craft1948]

me me me....no not me naked......logic....