can you hear sleigh bells?

joggerjayne | 11:22 Wed 24th Dec 2008 | ChatterBank

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Here's the plan ...

I've got some jingley bells, that sound like sleigh bells.

Some of my friends will put their children to bed tonight, and leave their windows a bit open, and then ...

I will sneak round into their gardens with my jingley bells and make sleigh bell noises. The children will see that it's not their parents doing it, because their parents will be in the room, tucking them into bed, and pretending that they can't hear anything because grown ups can't hear Santa's sleigh bells.

Well, that's the plan. 3 sets of friends to get round, before their kids are too fast asleep.

And for the scores of children who apparently log on to this site (!), the real Santa will be along later, I promise (if you've been good).

In the meantime, I've got to go up to smelly London to take a load of my "best" contacts out for lunch ... cue a big lunch-sized hole in Jayne's bank balance.

Anyway, enjoy the rest of the day everyone.

J x x x

colleen nolan !!!!

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WhiteBear

aww thats sweet! wait until theyre alot older, they wont be very happy when the found out that it was you that playing tricks on them !! :P

MERRY XMAS XXX

Bbbananas

That is a lovely sweet idea.
JJ you're an old sentimentalist really aren't you?!

legendis.god

Sweet idea jayne.

But theres more chance of you turning up outside my window than of you actually doing that .

lol

I guesss its the thought that counts tho eh ?

waterboatman

JJ, you deserve a star for that. Kids grow up far too quickly these days. Kepp the majick going kiddo!

Merry ChristmasXXX

waterboatman

der!!! that should be KEEP the majick going.....g&t is going down well! hic!

joggerjayne

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Hi guys.

Hope you've all had a great day.

I've just got back from lunch. Very nice, but had to pick up the bill.

=0(

I'm not going out doing jingley bells until 10.00, so I'm at a loose end now. Might have a little drink.

Barmaid

At least the kids of Brighton will hear sleigh bells.

The kids of Bury are likely to hear a quite pi$$ed female Santa trawling the streets shouting "come here you little sh!te" as I look for the cat!

cab

Hi JJ no its dead as a doorknob here above you. Best wishes xxx

jno

this should show you where Santa is, JJ

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

sn�gged

Can I hear sleigh bells? I thought my tinnitus had come back...

pieman65

what if they try to look at santa and see you

joggerjayne

Question Author

pieman, I'm not planning on stanting in the middle of the lawn waving my arms.

Friends tuck their kids into bed, go up to check on them, open the window "for a bit of air" ...

jingle, jingle

Kids hear bells, parents deny all knowledge ...

... then auntie Jayne arrives (by coincidence) for a quick drink with parents.

I've never had children of my own, so it's my little contribution to Christmas Eve. Bit pathetic really, but it should go down okay.

Barmaid ... that's so funny. I'm sitting here chuckling to myself.

J x

joggerjayne

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I'm going out a-jingling.

Love J x

cab

Jingle away JJ.
Struth I belive I hear you just up above you.