Title, lyrics and tune to a humorous song about a wedding night?

[W Sussex Sue]

Can anyone help please? I'm looking for the title, lyrics and tune to a humorous ballad (perhaps Irish?) about the wedding night where the bride removes her false leg, wig, false teeth, glass eye etc and puts them on a chair. The groom is confused and spends the night on the chair as there is more of her there than in the bed!

[A.Guest]

Rick Wastling of The White Horse Ceilidh Band:
We got married on Friday,


Everyone said it was my day,
Then they ******** off home
And left us alone, Side by side.

We got ready for bed then,
Oh, I nearly dropped dead, when
Her teeth and her hair
She threw on the chair, Side by side

Well I nearly fainted
When her glass eye she let fall,
First an arm, and then a leg,
She leaned against the wall.

I was near broken hearted,
From most of me wife I'd been parted,
So I slept on the chair,
There was more of her there, Side by side

[A.Guest]

******** = bu$$ered

[W Sussex Sue]

Wow! Thank you for your very quick reply! How do you do it?!!!! I've just seen a panto version of it on YouTube too. Thanks again, I can sleep tonight, now! :-)

[A.Guest]

You gonna sleep in the bed or on the chair?

Night night x