Heres one I heard earlier.

[kn0bbyn0nuts]

Awoman rows out in her hubbys boat with alll his fishing gear and begins to read a book.


A gamekeeper comes along and says youre in a no fishing area .

she says i know but im not fishing
im reading.


gamekeeper says well youve got all the equipment, and could use it at anytime .so ill neeed to take you in .


the woman says , what for reading a book ?

gamekeeper replies youre in a no fishing area with all the equipment , so ill have to take you in .





the woman says in that case ill neeed to charge you with sexual assault .


the gamekeeper says , i never touched you.





Woman replies , but youve got all the equipment and could start anytime.


gamekeeper says , have a nice day madam.
and sails away.



MORAL OF THE STORY IS ?

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS .


ITS POSSIBLE SHE CAN ALSO THINK : 0)

[aka pixi]

Knobby that genuinely made me laugh out loud, not the joke but the 'heres one I heard earlier' lol