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Rule Book For Life - Part 1

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randyraven | 20:10 Wed 23rd Apr 2008 | ChatterBank
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Lets compile a Rule book for life and sell it on e-bay.

1) Never Sh*t on your own doorstep.
Date the girl/boy at work or next door.

2) Never sell anything that might break to family or friends

3) Don't Eat the yellow snow

4) However great it looked in Comets/Currys/Amazon ...when you get it home it will not look the same

5) You will always have to queue to pay in ikea

6) You will never get 6 numbers on the lotto

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today-----You might like it and want to do it again tomorrow!!
20:12 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Don't put all your money on a one legged man winning an arse kicking contest
20:19 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Lull your enemies into a false sense of security........
20:20 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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If your a beatle - beware of of women with one leg
20:23 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Always check the toilet cubicle for toilet paper before............
20:26 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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If all else fails blame it on the dog.
20:30 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Don't get caught sha66ing your current girlfriend's sister, that's very bad for your health
20:32 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Don't do all the taking and learn to give a little!
20:34 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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4GS
Wed 23/04/08
19:32 Don't get caught sha66ing your current girlfriend's sister, that's very bad for your health


It's good for daytime TV shows ...Jeremy Kyle show
20:34 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Even if it's only in a dream 4GS?
20:35 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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China, it was a nightmare, a dream I could handle, this lady went nuts
20:40 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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4GS....

Was she not a forgiving girl ?

I have been at the sh*t end of the stick after a simular incident ...it's not nice.
But hey ...its all part of being a bloke ...get all the crap out of the way before you get old and married.
20:43 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Never hammer anything into a floorboard BEFORE lifting said floorboard and checking for pipes and cables..... (sorry, J has her sensible hat on at the moment)
20:46 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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I can't think why 4GS. You were just keeping it in the family.
20:46 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Never empty a bucket of water down the sink whilst the plumber is fitting a new U bend.
21:07 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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I drained a u bend once and then poured the water down the sink ..doh
21:10 Wed 23rd Apr 2008

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