women!!!

[breezyman]

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%

.It's called a Wedding Cake.

I married a Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.Then God created Man and rested.Then God created Woman.Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure

[squarebear]

Hehe! Nice collection.

[mistys]

As a woman I should be offended, but I'm too busy laughing!! :o)

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL!!! Good one. We'll have to think of something about you men!!

[breezyman]

dont get me wrong i like women....especialy rich....well stacked....and rampant......see...im not sexist...

[fagidill]

Gud 1 LOL