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Whats the best joke that you have heard recently?
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The dafter the better!
"I went to visit my friend who has just had a baby today, she asked me to wind hi but I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg"
That cracks me up!
Hxx
"I went to visit my friend who has just had a baby today, she asked me to wind hi but I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg"
That cracks me up!
Hxx
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Skinny white man goes into a lift and looks at the huge black man already there who says 'before you ask,im 7ft tall, 350lbs, 20" dick, and my balls weigh 3lb each. Turner Brown,
White guy faints. When he comes to he asks the black man to repeat what he said. 'My name's Turner Brown' he said.
'Thank fcuk for that' say the white man, I thought you said 'turn around'.
White guy faints. When he comes to he asks the black man to repeat what he said. 'My name's Turner Brown' he said.
'Thank fcuk for that' say the white man, I thought you said 'turn around'.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Apologies to those who've already seen this - but not ALL fellas are like that Hays - LOOK!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCU9QRVuGo
OMG...I feel faint again xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCU9QRVuGo
OMG...I feel faint again xx
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