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Psychiatrist.

Man to psychiatrist, "Can a love affair between a man and an octopus ever work?".
Psychiatrist, "Impossible, never in a million years".
Man, "Thanks very much doctor, if you're sure. How much do I owe you?".
Psychiatrist, "250 pounds please".
Man on leaving, "Oh, while I'm here, do you know anyone who is looking for eight engagement rings?".
23:49 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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