Mother Superior 2 - Follow Up To Volty's Sins

[DTCwordfan]

The Medical Nurse at a convent, requests a meeting with the Mother Superior, the priest and the Archbishop.

"And why have you requested this meeting, my child?" asks the Mother Superior.

"Reverend Mother, there is a case of syphilis in the convent."

"Well, thank God for that - I'm sick to death of that *** Chardonnay."

[Tilly2]

Oops!

[Patsy33]

Lol! I'll drink to that!...

[Voltage]

Two irish nuns were walking back to the convent late at night
when they saw a suspicious man coming towards them.
“Quick” whispered one of the nuns. “Show him your cross
and he may leave us alone.”
“Good idea,” replied the other and raising her voice as loud
as possible she said angrily “feck off, and leave us alone!"

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
That'll do it. Lol!