Chicken Shed Mayhem

[Chipchopper]

I went down to the hen house this morning after hearing some commotion and it was absolute pandemonium.
The chickens had fled in terror and there was broken eggs running down the walls.
I strongly suspect poultry-guist activity.

[Patsy33]

How scary and that's not a yoke!

[Tilly2]

I'd be inclined to suspect Foxy-Loxy, not Poultry Guisty!

[Chipchopper]

It was very traumatic, I just hope the chickens will recoop!!

[Tilly2]

Tell them to keep their peckers up, Chip.

[Togo]

“Fortunately, I say fortunately boy, I keep my feathers numbered, for, for just such an emergency”

Foghorn Leghorn.

[Patsy33]

It's like a scene from Eggs Files!

[Tilly2]

Was there any eggstoplasm?

[Chipchopper]

Soooo diffi-cult to choose a best answer, they're all eggselent crackers!!

[weecalf]

So the situation boiled over ,and some chicken scrambled out .Calm was restored when they sent the soldiers in .Hope they took some photos for the albumen

[Chipchopper]

Where on oeuf do you find them, another dare I say eggcellent pun!!.
To restore a sense of calm I've been playing some soothing music to the hens, they particularly like Sam Cooke's 'twisting the night away' the bit that go's "dancing with the chick-in-slacks"

[Old_Geezer]

Do you live in Guist then ?

[Chipchopper]

og, I wondered who would be the first one to spot that, well done Wilson ;-/

[EDDIE51]

Possibly there has been some Fowl play !

[tonyav]

I'll bet that the suspect had a capon.

[DaisyNonna]

That would have had them foxed Tony

[tonyav]

When the suspect is caught I bet the beak sends him down.

[DaisyNonna]

Think that the parson knows

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Patsy33]

I heard the cock crowing about it this morning....

[DaisyNonna]

Think the perpetrator will soon be doing bird