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Bloke With A Bad Stammer Hoes Into A Pub
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"A p p p p pint of b b b b bitter, p p p please"
"That's £3.20 please donkey", says the barman.
Ten minutes later, he returns to the bar " a p p p p pint of b b b b bitter, and a p p p p p packet of c c c c crisps, p p p please"
"That's £4, please donkey", says the barman.
As he's walking to his seat, he's stopped by a stranger. "I can't help wondering why the barman refers to you as 'donkey' " he enquires.
"Oh", he replies " hee haw, hee haw, hee hawlways calls me that".
"That's £3.20 please donkey", says the barman.
Ten minutes later, he returns to the bar " a p p p p pint of b b b b bitter, and a p p p p p packet of c c c c crisps, p p p please"
"That's £4, please donkey", says the barman.
As he's walking to his seat, he's stopped by a stranger. "I can't help wondering why the barman refers to you as 'donkey' " he enquires.
"Oh", he replies " hee haw, hee haw, hee hawlways calls me that".
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Three Irishmen are being treated by a speech therapist for stuttering.
She is finding it very difficult to make any progress with the three men and decides to try a reward system. She tells the three that she will have sex with anyone of them who can tell her where they were born without stuttering.
The first Irishman stands up, says, ‘B-B-B-B-Belf-f-f-f-ast’ and sits down in disappointment.
The second Irishman says ‘D-D-D-Dublin’ and also sits down with a sad face.
The third Irishman shouts ‘London’. In amazement the therapist grabs him, takes into the next room, from where there are sounds of frantic lovemaking.
After a while they return and the Irishman has a stupid, satisfied grin on his face.
Before restarting the session the therapist asks if there is anything that any of the men would like to say. The third Irishman raises his hands and continues ‘d-d-d-d-erry’
She is finding it very difficult to make any progress with the three men and decides to try a reward system. She tells the three that she will have sex with anyone of them who can tell her where they were born without stuttering.
The first Irishman stands up, says, ‘B-B-B-B-Belf-f-f-f-ast’ and sits down in disappointment.
The second Irishman says ‘D-D-D-Dublin’ and also sits down with a sad face.
The third Irishman shouts ‘London’. In amazement the therapist grabs him, takes into the next room, from where there are sounds of frantic lovemaking.
After a while they return and the Irishman has a stupid, satisfied grin on his face.
Before restarting the session the therapist asks if there is anything that any of the men would like to say. The third Irishman raises his hands and continues ‘d-d-d-d-erry’
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