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Where Is Vladimir Putin?

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ichkeria | 10:41 Sat 14th Mar 2015 | News
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We can enjoy the rumours for a while anyway ...
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2993631/Has-Putin-disappeared-fending-political-coup-Former-aide-claims-KGB-spy-lined-rumours-suggest-Russian-leader-s-girlfriend-birth.html
10:51 Sat 14th Mar 2015
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Moscow journalists were told to stay in the city for a Special Announcement
My bet is there's a Mafia Wedding in the offing and that Boris Nemtsov's murder was a wedding present from Mr Kadyrov
Anna Politkovskaya was murdered on the Godfather's birthday ...
11:54 Sat 14th Mar 2015
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The main trouble with Russia is that the president,tsar,generalissimo etc have to be strong,powerful and ruthless.The Tsar was useless and ineffectual,hence the revolution,Lenin was basically incompetent letting in Stalin,Kruschev and Malenkov were pushovers and the less said about Yeltsin the better.Russia needs strong presidents like Putin,whether we in the west like it or not.
15:10 Sat 14th Mar 2015
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Latest rumour is Putin's head of security was murdered ..
16:19 Sat 14th Mar 2015
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Well that does seem to be strange,usually its the other way round cf Koba.
16:23 Sat 14th Mar 2015
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There are all sorts of rumours flying around. Most of dubious provenance.
The last time a Russian leader missed a meeting of the Security Council was Nikita Krushchev : the day before he was 'retired'
16:32 Sat 14th Mar 2015
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There have also been military helicopters spotted landing in Moscow:



Of course, could be irrelevant. Something weird is going on, though.
11:11 Sun 15th Mar 2015
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He's in hospital having his head removed from his fundament.
11:20 Sun 15th Mar 2015
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Kromo yes the helicopters are an interesting development.
Someone else says Peskov - the smarm king of the Kremlin - had gone to France :-)
And so on
I did wonder if the news of the first successful penis transplant was relevant: given Putin's nickname now in Ukraine (D*ckhead)
11:57 Sun 15th Mar 2015
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He's back.
23:29 Mon 16th Mar 2015
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He's back - wearing pan cake make up I think

I rather preferred it that he had a high fever and back pain ( poss pyelonephritis )
23:33 Mon 16th Mar 2015
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Ichie - I have already been called a pimmel kopf today
so what is a Putin head in Russian

( you never know when I might beed it )
23:34 Mon 16th Mar 2015
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Хуй

That means dick.
23:42 Mon 16th Mar 2015
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Zalupa comes up online but it's not in my Russian dictionary
23:49 Mon 16th Mar 2015
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See here.

I shall not translate the sentence given as an example of usage as it is EXTREMELY vulgar.
23:59 Mon 16th Mar 2015
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Sorry, forgot the link.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zalupa



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