Message to all you teenage wannabes
The only thing life owes you is Death. Now pull your finger out of your *** and take a few deep breaths as this is the **** you will have to deal with everyday just to say you were alive.
I thought I had to share it with you all :) It made for an interesting call of nature for myself I must say.
I'm not sure telling teenagers that this *** is all they get for the rest of their natural is such a good idea.
I'd probably have though oh sod it and hung myself.
It is funny though.