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I went to my local district nurse who said that I had a severe rash on my scrotum! As she was examining me she said: "You're going to have to stop masterbating!" I said: "Why?" She said: "Because I am trying to examine you"!
14:12 Tue 01st May 2012
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Kiki-frog		Best Answer
Heheheh... that really did make me laugh out loud
16:43 Tue 01st May 2012 Go To Best Answer

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starone
Tee-hee - very good
14:23 Tue 01st May 2012
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marval
lol
16:41 Tue 01st May 2012
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tonyav
LOL.
16:43 Tue 01st May 2012
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Kiki-frog
Heheheh... that really did make me laugh out loud
16:43 Tue 01st May 2012
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tenrec
Ha ha!
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