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I LOVE HER REALLY

The wife just got me a Shar Pei puppy bitch. She's a horrible thing with roll after roll of fat and a big slobbery mouth. The puppy's cute though !!!!!!

I was in the chemist the other day and bought a packet of condoms, the girl behind the counter said "Would you like a bag" I replied "No thanks love, she's not that ugly" !!!!!
17:01 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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Chuckle ...
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But does she love you?
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