Racism

whiskeryron | 18:57 Thu 22nd Dec 2011 | Jokes

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Subject: RACISM

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

I saw a customer ask, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The clerk replied, "Er....Because you're in Halfords!"

Grape

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DTCwordfan

It isn't insulting redhelen this end, cazz - for me, it's just some light ragging.....and she gives as good as she gets!

Hapy Christmas all.

DTCwordfan

Just a mirror of yours, Z - yawn

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Zhukov

Aww,Gee! I wouldnt want to pick a fight with DTcrosswordfan..much less try to understand his wacky Transatlantic humour ... aint worth the steam off my P1ss!!

craft1948

Are you for real Red................the majority of Irish jokes I've heard have been told by Irish people.

China Doll

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DTCwordfan

I didn't make a comment at the joke.....only the follow up.

If you don't like being "ragged" a little, then I will say sorry. As for Z's comments, I would like an apology as well - very crass

whiskeryron

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redhelen. Please explain why you find the joke rude & racist, I who posted the joke am Irish & when it was told to me I found it quite hilarious.
Get a life.

ummmm

I laughed...

B00

Seriously? you're all getting your knickers in a twist over a joke? You all need to get a bloody grip!

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