Plantation Work.

[daftgrandad]

A chap went out to Africa to work on a plantation.After a week,he spoke to the foreman.
"What does one do for female company round here ?" The foreman replied
"There are no females,but the others take the Land Rover,out to edge of the plantation.
where there are ostriches with their heads in the sand.Just use you imitation! You,re welcome to use it tonight."
He took up the offer,but returned two hours later,covered in sand,clothes torn and blood
all over.
"God"said the foreman "What the hell happened to you ? did you find a nice juicy one ? "
"Well" replied the worker,"It was just like you said,they were all there.I picked out one and was doing fine.Then out of the bush came a lion and disturbed the ostrich.I was doing
alright for the first forty yards,then I got out of step ! "

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha I like that dg x

[ChuckFickens]

I thought it was going to be a variation on this one....

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, what the camel was for.

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town"