Ok that's it - I give up !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pericat]

Why do I effin bother ?

[Gail_Fawcast]

Why what's happened?

[bobjugs12]

Tell me about it Grrrr

[craft1948]

Have I missed something?

[razza]

fags,drink,sex.

[pericat]

My mother - who is a very difficult woman - is here for dinner. She doesn't really admire anything and is hyper critical - I decided I would make her a necklace - I should not have bothered - grrrrrrrrr

[Gail_Fawcast]

Why - didn't she like it?

[poodicat]

pericat have you ever lost it with her a person can only take so much!

[craft1948]

have you considered a beaded garrote?

[ttfn]

err don't like to suggest it really, but have you considered shortening the necklace peri?

[pericat]

Just the drink will do thanks. I really don't know why I do anything at all - :-)))) smiling or gritting teeth - :-)))

[factor-fiction]

And what's she doing while you're on here? Get her to sign up onto AB.

[steg]

did it look like this?
http://bajan.files.wo...008/12/rope-noose.jpg

[pericat]

She's not one to have it out with as she sulks. Funnily enough one of the problems is that it's too long so a garrotte sounds very favourable - it's made me lol anyways

[joggerjayne]

LOL ttfn

You could make it from a material that shrinks dramatically when it gets wet ... or warm ...

... although, obviously, you didn't know that when you made it !!

[craft1948]

spit in her dinner........

[poodicat]

let her sulk then peri and then she might get the message, she is a adult not a child

[pericat]

I'm on here on my phone and she is beside me - what jolly fun we're having - if I was on the computer I could put a pic on of the necklace

[razza]

Because she is your mother.

[ttfn]

Why spit? - you have cat/cats don't you peri?

[Barmaid]

Make the next necklace out of razer wire.