Things kids say...

[B00]

The other day, my four year old who started school for the first time this week was munching her breakfast and burped really loudly, so I said "You wont be able to do that in school you know, it's rude and Mrs Anders (teacher) might tell you off".

She digested this information for a few seconds and then said..

"oh ok...can i trump instead then?"

[Sqad]

Wow!!!.....upmarket family.

[B00]

Yeah, we're classy Sqad ;-)

[mccfluff]

lol nice one, what did you say BTW

[China Doll]

I like her.

[B00]

After I stopped laughing McFluff, I said no she couldn't, but now i feel a bit mean, I have visions of her coming home with tummy ache after holding in this "trump" all day long.

[Sqad]

China....I agree, but would you like to sit next to her ;-)

[B00]

As it happens no I don't BabyApe, I live in my mortgaged house.

What's matter, you not been around normal 4 year olds before?

[mccfluff]

just tell her to trump next to the smelly kid and then walk away, they'll blame him/her then

[redcrx]

Haha! bless her! just a typical 4 year old.
MR CRX has an alerter for fire calls. when it rings we always say "daddy's alerter is going off"
Little CRX has just run to me to tell me "daddy's alerter is running off"

I told him to chase after it lol

[B00]

Was it? It was very funny then....

[zzxxee]

boo that is so funny your little one sounds great lol
i remember my daughter the same age sat on the loo and shouted "mum come quick my bottoms been sick" she had a bad belly love her
and would it matter if you lived in a palace or a council estate? .................. i think not x

[B00]

Hehe Red, they're ace with some of the stuff they come out with huh?

[Bobbisox]

hands up mcfluff...lol
how many of us biggies have done that
and I don't live on a council estate either, waht a crass remark baby a!
but I have done it it a crowded plce then looked around as if to blame someone else, I bet we all have, only the kids say it as it is..

[redcrx]

lol zzxxee, i love the way kids explain things using the vocabulary that they know. Little CRX once asked for the thing with a hole that you screw pencils in to make them smaller. he meant a pencil sharpener lol

[Sqad]

Odd......I look back at my childhood life and adult life and belching and farting had never been an issue, as by some "magical" means, both were kept under control. However, since I have been on AB, farting threads produce posts of well over 60 posts and seems to be a "big deal" both for "adults?" and children.

Odd ain't it?

[TheEqualizer]

Morning Boo

Thats really sweet. :0)

Hope your little one's settling in well at school...........we have two now at middle and two at high school........but memories of their first school's still there!

take care, Boo

love yogi

( x.......i know you dont care too much for x's, but can i just give you one on the cheek, missus!)

[B00]

Hey Yogi!
Good to see you :-)

Had a little lump in my throat this morning as she trooped in as I could see her looking for admid the other mums, but as frantically as I was waving, she didn't see me, really hate the thought that she might think I scarpered as soon as she lined up- silly eh?

Sqad, not sure what to say to you? She's a bright bubbly, inquisitive normal 4 year old? Perhaps if you'd been brought up pre 18Century you wouldn't be as stuffy as you are now ;-)