area 51

[BertiWooster]

Just discussing with a colleague , what secrets I would like to know the answers to , if i had just become US president .

One of my questions would be - " whats going on in area 51 , lads "

I suspect that the answer would be -

" it's on a need to know basis , Mr president - and you dont need to know "

Do you reckown that a US president would be made aware of what exactly is going on there ?

[jake-the-peg]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_aircraft

But I'd reckon it would have been moved by now.

Now it's probably a highly secure parking lot drawing attention away from more sensitive locations

[naomi24]

Oooo...... that sounds all very Jack Bauer.

I don't think the president would be told everything that is going on - and not necessarly only in Area 51 (even if it has been changed into a 'top secret' parking lot, which wouldn't surprise me).

[BillySugger]

Who really killed Kennedy ?

[jno]

I'd like a look at Bush's police records. I expect they're buried quite deep.

[buildersmate]

I didn't know George W. was that keen on The Police? I thought he was more a Simply Red man.

[rov1200]

When we start drilling for oil in Alaska what contingency plans have we for an oil spill?

http://www.govspot.com/issues/anwr.htm

[Kidd72]

Has man really stepped on the moon?

Is George Bush really a robot?

And in my best Ali G impression i'd have to ask:

Iz it coz az black?

[BertiWooster]

" Has man really stepped on the moon "

That old chestnut again ?

[Kidd72]

A valid question still, i mean were you there?

" whats going on in area 51 , lads "
Kicking back a few with the home boys are we?
;-)

A better question would be where is area 52! Where they do the real stuff.

As the US gov know that everybody knows of area 51 they just send up a couple of rockets and dud weather balloon every now and again and it keeps people occupied.