Don't Travel To Iraq / Iran? Nooo Really? !

[ToraToraTora]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50991778
Who in their right mind would set foot in any of these anyway?

[emmie]

i wouldn't but there are some who go because there is conflict, some have to go for work perhaps..

[Zacs-Master]

Let’s hope the advice is accepted by the MOD.

[Mozz71]

What the eff is a "tish low"?

[Zacs-Master]

Maybe it’s Arabic for place of unrest?

[emmie]

*** hole presumably

[Togo]

Ohh No. I had just booked a self catering break in downtown Baghdad, with a hire car from a well connected local source. Will I get my deposits back if I cancel?

[Mozz71]

I'm sure they are beautiful countries, full of ornate suicide vests, historical bomb craters and many bullet holes of interest.

[ToraToraTora]

no togs but jezza said he'll swap you for his villa in Venezuela, he's going to another terrorist funeral in Baghdad apparently!

[Bazile]

And why would you want to cancel , and thus not contributing to the economic recovery of the country ?

[Togo]

Yeah that car looks suspiciously like the one I am supposed to be hiring as well. Will it be fixed in time for me to pick it up at the airport do you think?

[gulliver1]

11.22, I think "TISH" means what TTT talks.

[Togo]

........and will it be safe to wrap my sheemagh scarf round my boat to keep the sand out of my norfan?

[EDDIE51]

Iran and Iraq are said to have some of the most beautiful and spectacular sceanary in the World. Everything from lakes to Mountains!

[emmie]

and some blood thirsty people ready to take out any foreigners. No thanks..

[gulliver1]

What a pity Boris isn't Still the Foreign Secretary we could have sent him out there. They would probably all have died from laughing.

[emmie]

so you are happy to send people to their deaths, strange man Gulliver..

[ichkeria]

Surely it’s much safer after General whatsisname was taken out

[Old_Geezer]

Only after it's settled down.

[david small]

Iran is a beautiful place and the Iranian people are lovely people. Great shame religious fervour and political strife muddy the waters so badly.

[Patsy33]

Absolutely, David.