News Story Of The Day?

[Gavmacp]

This has to be a contender?
Google "Hairdresser Posts Facebook Rant Complaining That Her NYE Meal Was Ruined By Woman Having Heart Attack"

[youngmafbog]

Yes, except it was New Year not today.

Having said that what a n*bhead she is.

[Gavmacp]

Or this one.....
Michael McFeat To Be Deported From Kyrgyzstan For Calling National Dish 'Horse P.e.n.i.s.'

[Old_Geezer]

Some folk are so inconsiderate when deciding on a heart attack.

And what's wrong with their national horse dick dish ? Was it a secret ?

[jno]

Droppings from birds which binged on olives forces Rome to close off slimy roads

[Baldric]

Give us a link then Gav.