German Man Dies After Blowing Up Condom Machine

[mikey4444]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35189938

This condom machine looks as if its beside a road or on a country footpath
somewhere !

[bookbinder]

Many German couples are lovers of the countryside, and it seems as if some of them might be lovers in the countryside, also!

[Dodger666]

I'd bet he didn't get the bang he expected!

[DTCwordfan]

Brilliant - what a flunky that was......

[DTCwordfan]

and what comes of an unauthorised entry.......

[Old_Geezer]

Must've been dying for a shag.

[Tilly2]

Is this in Jokes?

[Baldric]

/// vending machine in a quiet street ///

[Sqad]

All I said was" How about a ***?"

[bookbinder]

Tilly, it's a German joke, and you probably know what kind of a reputation they have!

[Mamyalynne]

Your post as it appears in LP looks like he choked on one - crazy fool.

[shoota]

Durex
Semtex
Hans-ex

[bookbinder]

According to a local newspaper, this *** (sorry) happened on Münsterstrasse, which is a fairly long road, which - the satellite picture shows - has a mix of houses and woodland along it. So, not exactly a remote location.

[bookbinder]

My punchline has been eliminated! Exploded, I expect! Well, it was "this b.l.o.w. j.ob."

[Mamyalynne]

There are a lot of astral events on that Strasse.

[Baldric]

At least he went out with a Bang!

[Buenchico]

>>> This condom machine looks as if its beside a road or on a country footpath somewhere !

Vending machines (for lots of different things) are widely found across Germany. (In Mainz they seem to be on every street, even in residential areas away from any shops).

Brits are often surprised to see cigarette vending machines almost everywhere:
http://blogs.bmj.com/tc/files/2014/09/UK-2014-1021.jpg
and, as your post indicates, condom machines are just as easily found:
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3552/3500788829_0191949651.jpg

[Buenchico]

Cum, cum folks, surely we've had enough of the puns?

[shoota]

Erased by a rubber...

[bookbinder]

You are quite correct, Buenchico. I once had some freshly-fried chips out of one such machine.

[Old_Geezer]

Any Darwin Award candidate that kills themselves stealing from a condom machine, by blowing it up and standing too close, deserves to be joked about.