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Alzheimer's Amusing Incident.....
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I went into the kitchen to make a pot of tea and what do I find on the floor but a glass (tumbler not wine-glass) of rosé wine there, put down by the mater for the dog, no doubt.......
I should have taken a photo of it.
However, it does raise the question of wine with dog names, such as Sainsbury's Longue-Dog. Mad Dogs and Black Dog. Any others on offer?
Anybody had a pished dog or cat by the way, story please?
I should have taken a photo of it.
However, it does raise the question of wine with dog names, such as Sainsbury's Longue-Dog. Mad Dogs and Black Dog. Any others on offer?
Anybody had a pished dog or cat by the way, story please?
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Not cat or dog, DT....but the daughter's pet in a cage.....hamster or guinnea pig.....furry anyway.
Came home from work to find it lying legs up on the bottom of the cage but breathing....and smiling I thought.....
Rushed off to the vet but during the waiting room wait it recovered and seemed fine....had it checked...nothing to find so I paid and came home....
The next day....home from work....repeat of the day before.....and once again paid the vet to look at a recovered furry creature....
On the third day the vet and I had a discussion about my appearances at his surgery with a perfectly fit animal......think he had a penny on himself......he wasn't that dishy and anyway.....I can pull on my own....don't need the daughter's pets to help out.....
Anyway....next day was Saturday....a day off........and I watched this animal.....Rosie I think.....getting squiffier and squiffier....til she rolled over....smiled and went to sleep.....
Then I realised she was very slowly getting as drunk as a skunk on the fumes from MrG's home made wine stuff that was bubbling away not far from her cage....and then sobering up in the Vet's waiting room......
The wine wasn't great.......but at least Rosie enjoyed it.......x
Came home from work to find it lying legs up on the bottom of the cage but breathing....and smiling I thought.....
Rushed off to the vet but during the waiting room wait it recovered and seemed fine....had it checked...nothing to find so I paid and came home....
The next day....home from work....repeat of the day before.....and once again paid the vet to look at a recovered furry creature....
On the third day the vet and I had a discussion about my appearances at his surgery with a perfectly fit animal......think he had a penny on himself......he wasn't that dishy and anyway.....I can pull on my own....don't need the daughter's pets to help out.....
Anyway....next day was Saturday....a day off........and I watched this animal.....Rosie I think.....getting squiffier and squiffier....til she rolled over....smiled and went to sleep.....
Then I realised she was very slowly getting as drunk as a skunk on the fumes from MrG's home made wine stuff that was bubbling away not far from her cage....and then sobering up in the Vet's waiting room......
The wine wasn't great.......but at least Rosie enjoyed it.......x
Oh heck....just remembered coming home to an acreage in the wilds of Alberta with friends to find Cilla, their pot bellied Vietnamese pig, had knocked over a load of wine and beer bottles and lapped up as much as she could....
Have you ever tried to check over a drunken pig for glass cuts?.....It's a fun way to end a night out.... :-)
Have you ever tried to check over a drunken pig for glass cuts?.....It's a fun way to end a night out.... :-)
I had a legless labrador, staggering around - poor thing, when I was about 20...one Xmas hols, got back one evening with the rest of the family to find him pished as the proverbial - he had got to my home-brew somehow and had lapped back a couple of pints.
Ever seen a dog with his paws over his head, obviously sporting a hang-over next morning?
Ever seen a dog with his paws over his head, obviously sporting a hang-over next morning?
I declared christmas had started and polished off the majority of a bottle of bailey's. I filled my glass but put it down, aware that i could not deal with another.
When I woke, my dog was going round in circles, dribbling and knocking into the wall and sockets. I looked towards the tv to see the cables had been chewed. It all made sense - she's suffered electric shock! So I ran to the bedroom to wake MrAc, demading an out-of-hours vet immediately. He was tired and basically told me where to go.
I was upset, and turned to Google for 24 hour vet numbers. Tired of being on hold, I reached out for that glass of Bailey's I put down earlier......
then it hit. My dog is drunk! I tried to take her for a walk, but it was pointless, she kept falling over - and my neighbours were staring at me (like they knew!) So I got her home, gave her water and tried to bribe her with food. I ended up sleeping in the dog basket with her as she wouldn't keep still. She puked all over me. Worse than dealing with a drunk teenager! It was an interesting phone conversation to work as to why i was running late
When I woke, my dog was going round in circles, dribbling and knocking into the wall and sockets. I looked towards the tv to see the cables had been chewed. It all made sense - she's suffered electric shock! So I ran to the bedroom to wake MrAc, demading an out-of-hours vet immediately. He was tired and basically told me where to go.
I was upset, and turned to Google for 24 hour vet numbers. Tired of being on hold, I reached out for that glass of Bailey's I put down earlier......
then it hit. My dog is drunk! I tried to take her for a walk, but it was pointless, she kept falling over - and my neighbours were staring at me (like they knew!) So I got her home, gave her water and tried to bribe her with food. I ended up sleeping in the dog basket with her as she wouldn't keep still. She puked all over me. Worse than dealing with a drunk teenager! It was an interesting phone conversation to work as to why i was running late
My Mum wasn't a big drinker but did like a small glass of that sticky sweet Marsala Wine - one Boxing Day, we all went out, Mum happy by the fire with our gorgeous golden haired collie cross Judy.
On our return, Mum was slumped ,snoring ,mouth open and Judy was propped up against the sideboard with tongue hanging out ,eyes rolled in like Ben Turpin and wearing a pink paper hat.
Think they both had a bad head the next day.
On our return, Mum was slumped ,snoring ,mouth open and Judy was propped up against the sideboard with tongue hanging out ,eyes rolled in like Ben Turpin and wearing a pink paper hat.
Think they both had a bad head the next day.
Another incident about two years ago (animal nor owner drunk) The power was out, and i was worried that the snake (python) would get cold. I was just off to work, so I quickly filled a hot water bottle and put it against his tank. The glass cracked and i suddenly had a homeless snake! I legged it to pets at home to buy a new viv. i read the instructions, 60 minutes to construct. I rang work to say i was running a little late. %££*(^)%^$*^$^ instructions, what a load of $%$%$%$%. more like three hours!
Amazingly, I've never had a day off work and i'm rarely late. It's just my stupidity putss me a little bit behind every now and then!
Amazingly, I've never had a day off work and i'm rarely late. It's just my stupidity putss me a little bit behind every now and then!
Many years ago I had a tortie cat called Shelley. I used to like an occasional glass of Harvey's Bristol Cream. I put the glass down to answer the phone in the hall. When I came back Shelley was swatting the marble hearth with her paw in a very unsteady manner. I think she thought the marbles flecks were flies, eventually she fell over in a heap. Half of my glass was empty. She staggered off to herbed.
Not a cat or a dog but.
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Not about pets but my nan has dementia. She always liked a drink. One day I popped round and she was half cut. I asked how much she'd drank and she said only 2 and then grandad piped up 'she's had about 10 and keeps forgetting she's drank them'
One time she went to the shops to get grandads papers and I get a phone call from a friend in the pub saying my nan was in there looking a bit ***.
^^^that makes her sound like a drunk, she isn't/wasn't.
One time she went to the shops to get grandads papers and I get a phone call from a friend in the pub saying my nan was in there looking a bit ***.
^^^that makes her sound like a drunk, she isn't/wasn't.
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