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I was in a friend's bedroom today and she had a candle lying on the dressing table...
I started to laugh ...
She tried to explain that it was from a table arrangement at her son's wedding reception, and that the bedroom door had swollen a bit after a recent leak. She had read somewhere that rubbing it with a candle would help.
I had to believe her.
Would you?
I started to laugh ...
She tried to explain that it was from a table arrangement at her son's wedding reception, and that the bedroom door had swollen a bit after a recent leak. She had read somewhere that rubbing it with a candle would help.
I had to believe her.
Would you?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A young Accountancy hotshot gets a job with the Inland Revenue. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi.
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old guy, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the matzo crumbs from your table?"
We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzos."
The kid grins and thinks he's got him on this one: "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The old rabbi smiles beatifically and replies:
We send them to the Inland Revenue, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old guy, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the matzo crumbs from your table?"
We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzos."
The kid grins and thinks he's got him on this one: "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The old rabbi smiles beatifically and replies:
We send them to the Inland Revenue, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."
Well you lot!!! I must have weird friends. If it was my candle and not for rubbing on doors or a friend's candle..not for rubbing on doors we would say what it was for....but then we wouldn't need to ask probably. Like I say weird friends.....birds of a feather and all that. :-)
Hi DT answered on Divegirl's thread.....fantastic!!!!!
Hi DT answered on Divegirl's thread.....fantastic!!!!!