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abstibus | 17:55 Wed 05th Sep 2012 | ChatterBank
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I was in a friend's bedroom today and she had a candle lying on the dressing table...
I started to laugh ...
She tried to explain that it was from a table arrangement at her son's wedding reception, and that the bedroom door had swollen a bit after a recent leak. She had read somewhere that rubbing it with a candle would help.
I had to believe her.
Would you?
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Nope
Nope - two for the "other uses" camp.
Defiantly not lol.
Yes.
lol..I believe her cos I am pure of mind and body...ehem..cough cough!..;-))
Are you two stalking me or was it the subject matter?
Gness you protest too much
perhaps it was a reject from the convent next door.
Believe that and I'm Irish.

Oh - look what the wind has brought in.......how was the trip to the Paralympic sailing - oops, stadium.
Subject matter, sibo. You know full well that we wouldn't be able to resist this thread.
Yeah right,gness lol.
A young Accountancy hotshot gets a job with the Inland Revenue. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi.

He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old guy, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the matzo crumbs from your table?"

We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzos."

The kid grins and thinks he's got him on this one: "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"

The old rabbi smiles beatifically and replies:

We send them to the Inland Revenue, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."
LOL.
To be honest it wouldn't enter my head to question why she had a candle on her dressing table. I have 'em in mine and it's not for any other purpose than what they're intended for.

What a strange mind you've got.
Well you lot!!! I must have weird friends. If it was my candle and not for rubbing on doors or a friend's candle..not for rubbing on doors we would say what it was for....but then we wouldn't need to ask probably. Like I say weird friends.....birds of a feather and all that. :-)
Hi DT answered on Divegirl's thread.....fantastic!!!!!
B00 sleeps in a church if she has 12 inch candles in the bedroom.........
Im genuinely puzzled- no one else has candles in their bedroom, and uses them as candles??
No candles here, they are a fire hazard
why couldn't it be for the swollen door? it does work you know.
ha Ha ha brilliant DT x
The thing that puzzles me is where do you put the batteries ?

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