Did they mistake a Penguin for a Sheep?

[d9f1c7]

http://news.sky.com/h...news/article/16220175

[emmie]

could have pinched something worth having, a penguin, come on...

[DTCwordfan]

gives a new meaning to "Pick up a Penguin" I guess......

[Nibble]

No, just some drunken fools on a stag night, luckily they can't get back to Oz again.

[emmie]

try and get the wrapper off, yeah...

[DTCwordfan]

Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.

[emmie]

cor, that's new.

[DTCwordfan]

There were two Brits and a penguin in a car and an Ozzie police man saw them, so he pulled the men over and told the pair of them that he needed to bring that penguin to Seaworld.

So one of the the Brits said, "certainly officer".

The next day the police saw the Brits driving around with the penguin and pulled them over again.

The Ozzie cop said, "I thought I told you two to take that penguin back to Seaworld."

The Brits replied, we did but we had so much fun, so today we're going to the Bondi Beach!

[DTCwordfan]

Two sheep are in a field.

First Sheep: "Do you worry about getting that Schmallenberg virus that's going around the UK? I gather it's a bit like Mad Cow Disease for us?"

Second Sheep: "Nah, I'm a penguin."

[emmie]

i luv ewe..