RIP Pope

[slimfandango]

I'm just off the phone to the conclave of cardinals at the vatican who have asked me to ask you all for suggestions as to a suitable epitaph for the late Pope's tombstone. They're all pulling their hair out.

Thanks x

[El D]

paul, paul,

what a great chap

he said the right things

and wore a big hat

[Jackanory]

Perfect El D, I couldn't have put it better myself! :o)

[cheyenne]

I told them i was ill.

[Grunty]

Very good, cheyenne but what a difference from the man who first used it (Spike Milligan)

[jake-the-peg]

JP II what an outcome

Millions died for want of a condom

[jno]

Spike Milligan wasn't the first...

http://keywest.com/cemetery.html

[Top totty]

jake-the-peg.... TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOURS.

[jno]

to quote a crap old song from the 60s:

I go to my lord without fear

I did what I did for Maria!

[slimfandango]

They couldn't? Too irreverant?

Can anyone here translate into Gaelic? I want to get my tombstone ready..

[wellhungjock]

In Africa where aids is rife
I preached the sanctity of life
Condoms I never knew
My priests they used a few
John Paul wore his bling
As the choir boys sing
Black smoke white smoke
Goodbye to the chav Pope