"Between the parted pages.....

[Bbbananas]

Pressed in love's hot fevered iron. Like a striped pair of pants...."

Have you ever heard such ridiculous song lyrics in your life? What with all that babble about leaving a cake out in the rain, & never having that recipe again.... who tf wrote that? Was he on LSD?

What other silly song lyrics can you think of?

[Sqad]

" I will love you, as I´ve loved you all my life
Every moment spent with you.
Makes me more content with you"

Can´t be many more lyrics more stupid than those.............;-)

[zzxxee]

For Funks Sake what song is that???
how about procal harum "we skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels across the floor"
What The Funicular is that all about?????

[Bbbananas]

Ha! I might have known.... ;-)

Between parted pages, love's hot fevered iron, a pair of pants - this song could have been written about thee and me Sqadlet xx

[Sqad]

salla....could indeed my darling.

[Bbbananas]

zzee- it's MacArthur Park.
And all that fandango stuff - I think it's about Vestal Virgins doing gymnastics. Or something.

[Sqad]

zzxxee....Shirley Bassey.......c´mon keep up to date

[zzxxee]

okie dokie glad we sorted that one out lol

[China Doll]

'I miss you like the desert misses the rain'.... It's a bl00dy desert, it doesn't rain (particularly). A rain forest would miss the rain. A garden would miss the rain. A desert doesn't miss the bloody rain. It's a desert.

(This has bugged me for years, thanks for letting me get it out... I also hate the song).

[Bbbananas]

Whiter Shade of Pale is indeed a good example zzxxee - all that about a mermaid taking Neptune for a ride. Serves him right - he must have been distracted by all those vestal virgins heading for the coast.

[zzxxee]

bohemiam rhapsody
"scaramosh scaramosh, will you do the fandango"

[Bbbananas]

And "Midnight at the Oasis - send your camels to bed..."

Send them to bed? Sheets pillow and duvet? I think not - just get the buggers to lay down on the desert - spoil a camel like that and you make a rod for your own back.

[Davethedog]

These are the entire lyrics to this song:

Did you ever see a woman
Coming out of New York City
With a frog in her hand

Did you ever see a woman
Coming out of New York City
With a frog in her hand

I did don't you know (x3)
And don't it show *

[zzxxee]

cant remember the title of the song its buy the beautifulk south and goes all the lines of
"i love from the bottom of my pencil case"

[Bbbananas]

I've never seen a woman come out of NYC with a frog in her hand - but I have seen one come out of Skegness.

[zzxxee]

*beautiful south

[zzxxee]

*along the lines off
For Funks Sake all these typos grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Davethedog]

Thats Song for whoever and it means the name is written on the pecil case 'cause he loved her at school

[zzxxee]

awwww how sweet

[daftgrandad]

Sat on the roof,picked out the moss
And a few other verses,that got me quite cross.

Elton John "Your Song"

Never could understand this !

[Hopkirk]

Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind.
And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me.