The CDC

[CROYDONDOGER]

Hi my name is Marcus, me and my partner Simon run the Croydon Dogging Club.
I wish it to be known that Gormles is and never was a member.
My partner scrutinizes all applications. We did have a member with a name similar to whiffy but we terminated his membership as soon as we found out about his perverted ways.
All our members are nice friendly peeps and we do not allow nasty peeps to join.
We have several members who are well known on this site.
SgtRock, Dot and Princess have asked me to point out that we have no member with the name Gormless.
Nor would we allow anyone with such a stupid name like that to join.

Thank You

Marcus and Simon........ (CDC)

[legendis.god]

lmfao

why didnt i get an invite??

[CROYDONDOGER]

Mr Legend i will ask the perverts oops typo committee members at the next Dogging Club meeting ,
We only have nice peeps as members, can you get SgtRock or Dot or Princess to put your name forward.


Many Thanks, Marcus

[gonzo00]

dear croydondogger..is there any ettiquette involved in the whole dogging scene or is it acceptable to just turn up and crack one off in the prearranged dark and windy carpark??...is there a valeting charge if i would for instance spatter anyones nice paintwork on their car,as i do have quite a good range??? ;0)

[legendis.god]

gonzo

u never replied to me last nite


sorry if the news was a shock

but im only the messenger




like i said if u wanna chat call no probs

i dont make wild accusations

i was being as honest as i could m8

[CROYDONDOGER]

Dear Gonzo we are a multi ethnic group who go Dogging every week .
We welcome all to come on our Dogging Do's.
We may be able to help with transport as most of the locations we go to are off the beaten track.
You would be expected to bring your own tissues .

Lots Of Love, Marcus

[gonzo00]

dear marcus..i love to "hang out" with you and your friends!!
ps. off the beaten track is no problem as i drive a 4x4...i may even fit a genuine range rover tissue dispenser..and my interior is all leather so it's wipe clean! ;0)
ps. would anyone mind if i wear a nice pair of pink marigold gloves on the night as i do find these to be very stimulating???

[sn�gs]

Can I bring my dog?

[gonzo00]

legend...the jury is out..i can't comment as investigations are ongoing.

[dot.hawkes]

actually I prefer cottaging but it is a matter of choice i suppose, : ))
I have no idea whay my name is being used in this thread but i do know it is not funny

[CROYDONDOGER]

Snags , yes Love

Gonzo , You sound like the kind of person we love to have as a member. Dot loves leather , SgtRock has an old ex army Land Rover . It has The Salvation Army sign on its sides but you can not see this when parked up with its camouflage sheet over it. Simon loves rubber gloves and has the largest collection in London.

Lots of Love

Marcus


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[CROYDONDOGER]

Dear Miss/ Mrs dot.hawkes
Why would you think it is you that we at the CDC have mentioned. Have i mentioned your name anywhere. NO so please go and get a life and leave us in peace.

Many Thanks

Marcus

[gonzo00]

lol..dot if you do like leather i could "swing" past an give you a lift on the way to croydon....we could even do some cottaging on the way and really make a night of it..(no offense intended dot ,if your not cool with this thread...but you gotta laff... don't ya???)

[sn�gs]

Is your membership intake based on a 'first come first served' basis?

[CROYDONDOGER]

Snags i will ask committee members at the next Dogging Club meeting ,
We only have nice peeps as members, can you get SgtRock or Dot or Princess to put your name forward.


Many Thanks, Marcus


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[legendis.god]

gonzo investigate all you want

its true from the mother unless ive been misled?

and i dont believe i have

i know that juggles was makinamess on another site
she phoned me and said she was



solid proof eh ?

[dot.hawkes]

oh ok then croydondoger there must be another dot on the site you are making are making fun of, glad it's not me then, thanks for the clarity

[legendis.god]

lol

dotty

whats it like


bein put in ur place ?


lom croydoncodger lol


lol


lol

[Gormless]

If you are really interested get yourself up to the common by the Bidder statue it says here.