Youre call is important to us

[celeryman]

Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love. More suggestions please.

[weeal]

Vet = How much is that doggy in the window

[joggerjayne]

BT Customer Support ...

Hanging On The Telephone (Blondie)

[weeal]

Kwik Fit = You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel lol

[bigmamma]

Electricity board ..: anything by The Sparks

[celeryman]

Optician I can see clearly now.

[weeal]

Slimming World - Big Girls you are Beautiful

[tigerlily11]

RSPCA = Who let the Dogs out.

[weeal]

any Fast Food Place - the Ketchup Song

[Eve]

We were having a jokey discussion as to what to have as our new on hold music at our law firm, I fought the law was a popular choice :)

Others included D.I.V.O.R.C.E, Jailhouse Rock etc...

Needless to say we opted for something more sensible.

[sir.knobby]

The road to hell (chris rea)

[celeryman]

Shoe shop O sole mio.

[Eve]

One for inappropriateness, at the end of a boat ride up the river in Prague, they stuck the music from Titanic on!!!

[weeal]

Marriage Counselling - Love to Hate You (Erasure)

[celeryman]

Cobblers (not too many around these days. save the last dance for me.

[-gem-]

Number 10 Downing Street:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qEQ6Gb0p0

[weeal]

and the prize goes to GEM lol

[bigmamma]

Hotel booking : Heartbreak Hotel

[weeal]

Maternity Dept = Oops I did it again (brit Spears)