village idiot

[sleepyj]

we need a new village idiot ...anyone up for the job ?

[smudge]

Yes, there's a few around here letting fireworks off!

[sleepyj]

send them to me i will put them in the stocks and throw things at them .

[sleepyj]

sorry knob you dont have nonuts lol

[dove]

lmao sleepyj
x

[dove]

not going to bed yet nobby lol
x

[whiffey]

nobby is perfect choice, complete ar$ehead, brain of a small baboon.

lol xxx

[cazzz1975]

can I be considered whiff?? pussnboots has stolen the trivia crown so I am at a loose end...

[dove]

dove sings
'there may be trouble ahead..'

hi whiffey

[dove]

ahem


hi nobby
x

[stewey]

Is yer goin to ave any of dem der orditions for dis ere job?

[dove]

yey stewey can I nominate you ?

[stewey]

Yup, yup, yup, and oil second it and keep the minutes.

[dove]

please dont call me dove nobby .....im dave.or am i??????
xx

[cazzz1975]

what are village idiot duties?? is there any training? do you have to join a union?