I stopped in Blackpool Sat night and the following link shows a piccie of a sign that was in one of the toilets, in the B & B where we stopped:
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/DSC_0818_zpsca79ec09.jpg
I've got 2 interpretations of the sign, viz: no squatting on the toilet seat; or no diving off the toilet seat - neither of which make much sense.
Anyone care to join in the fun, trying to work out what message the landlord of the B & B was trying to get through ??