Michael Jackson

[ummmm]

Has just announced his tour dates....

They are...

Joe - 5
Bob - 4
David - 6
Tom - 6
Andy 7

[Mr-Marvel]

Hi Ummmm, sorry but you will have to explain. i am so thick.

[ummmm]

Date's as in 'going out on a date'

Those are the names and ages of his dates...!!!

[BockingBob]

Sorry but if you have to explain the joke it's not a joke .

[Neighbours]

ummmm - I got it, ignore these people who feel the need to use stupid comments rather than contributing something useful BockingBob

[sqad617]

ummmm.....I think it is very funny. NOW:
Some weeks ago some fellow, can't remember his name cracked a joke about paedophiles driving slowly past schools and he was VILIFIED.....I thought it was quite good.

I feel that we are seeing if females crack the joke it is OK but if males do the same it is vulgar.

It was Ethel and her mates who took him to pieces.

[ummmm]

A joke is a joke whether in bad taste or not.

BockingBob - I have had many jokes explained to me then laughed when I got it.