A man received the following text from his neighbour.
I'm so sorry Bob..... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when your not around. In fact probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but thats no excuse.
I can no longer live with guilt, and I hope that you accept my sincerest apology with the promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob was outraged and betrayed, went into bedroom, grabbed his gun,and without a word, shot his wife. A few minutes later, a second text came in: Bloody autospell ! it should read ''wifi, not ''wife''.