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how are we all on this fine Sunday
....don't come too close...I'm choked
....don't come too close...I'm choked
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One for you Tony re tissues:
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again.
She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again.
She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle.
He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again.
She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again.
She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle.
He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
My Queen of Mean has got a red, red nose
It's running and she blows and blows
The cold has got her in its throws
When will it end? Heaven only knows?
The cold and damp of Summer days
Have played havoc with her passageways
Queen of Mean's sinuses are set ablaze
And headaches that can last for days
Oh September, where is thy sunny spell?
Come visit QoM and make her well
In its warmth please let her dwell
In doing so, these cold symptoms quell
Orange Juice she drink its regularly
She says "So these bad colds can't get to me"
It pays to take her Vitamin C
And build up QoMs body immunity
The alternative is a visit from Dr Sqad
Make sure you have on your negligée
Six hundred of IBP three times a day, Oh God
Just remember he wants your lingerie.
A Day on AB is the thing
Rest and laughter to make you well
Clear the snot and make you sing
Your voice as clear as Dunbar's Bells
It's running and she blows and blows
The cold has got her in its throws
When will it end? Heaven only knows?
The cold and damp of Summer days
Have played havoc with her passageways
Queen of Mean's sinuses are set ablaze
And headaches that can last for days
Oh September, where is thy sunny spell?
Come visit QoM and make her well
In its warmth please let her dwell
In doing so, these cold symptoms quell
Orange Juice she drink its regularly
She says "So these bad colds can't get to me"
It pays to take her Vitamin C
And build up QoMs body immunity
The alternative is a visit from Dr Sqad
Make sure you have on your negligée
Six hundred of IBP three times a day, Oh God
Just remember he wants your lingerie.
A Day on AB is the thing
Rest and laughter to make you well
Clear the snot and make you sing
Your voice as clear as Dunbar's Bells
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