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someone make me smile please...
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and maybe make others smile too....
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as its the Jubilee weekend approaching, rowan, and ré your avatar:
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship... she replied "wear a seatbelt and don't Fosters me off!"
The Queen was showing your namesake, the Archbishop of Canterbury, around the royal stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop, and after a moment, added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship... she replied "wear a seatbelt and don't Fosters me off!"
The Queen was showing your namesake, the Archbishop of Canterbury, around the royal stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop, and after a moment, added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Redman the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Redman revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Sqad
the Physician, the Prince Consort's chief doctor.. Sqad thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Redman to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 Euros to arrange it.
Without pause Redman readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Sqad made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Sqad informed the Prince Coinsort and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Redman would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.
The Prince Consort, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Redman to their chambers.. Sqad then slipped Redman the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Redman worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Redman left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Redman found Sqad demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Redman couldn't have cared less knowing that Sqad could never report this matter to
the Prince Consort and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Sqad slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the Prince Consort's underwear. Prince Phil immediately summoned Redman.
The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!
Redman the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Redman revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Sqad
the Physician, the Prince Consort's chief doctor.. Sqad thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Redman to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 Euros to arrange it.
Without pause Redman readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Sqad made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Sqad informed the Prince Coinsort and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Redman would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.
The Prince Consort, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Redman to their chambers.. Sqad then slipped Redman the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Redman worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Redman left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Redman found Sqad demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Redman couldn't have cared less knowing that Sqad could never report this matter to
the Prince Consort and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Sqad slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the Prince Consort's underwear. Prince Phil immediately summoned Redman.
The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!
Ok, last summer I was house sitting and one hot day decided to sunbathe in garden. Didnt have a bikini with me, so as it was a secluded garden I just stripped down to bra and thong, and lay on tummy reading a book. A while later I heard "ahem.....", sat up and saw a window cleaner standing behind me. They hadnt told me that he was coming when they were away, and that he could unlock the side gate! Oh the shame.......... Smiling yet??
http://tinypic.com/m/fmm5ih/4
Sqad coming from his Club today........(:o)) - well it made me laugh hahaha
Sqad coming from his Club today........(:o)) - well it made me laugh hahaha
