Diane Vickers Can't Sing!

[birdie1971]

Just watched Diane Vickers on X Factor... appalling! She can sing but insists on putting these ridiculous high notes on the end of every phrase. She also has a weird way of vocalising some words like 'you' - she sounds like Cilla Black. Utter sh*te.

[birdie1971]

Diane, if your reading (yeah, right). Leona Lewis - now that's how to sing.

[THECORBYLOON]

She is the love-child of Cilla Black and Jean-Jacques Schmidt, a yodelling goat-herder from Switzerland. Her god-parents are Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, hence the odd, puppet-like hand movements...

[birdie1971]

"if your reading"... of course I meant "you're"....

[weeal]

rofl @ tcl

[birdie1971]

thecorbyloon - lol!

[birdie1971]

Oh God! She's through again.

[cazzz1975]

its a con

[birdie1971]

Eeeeooooghaaaan is through too. What's going on?

[bigmamma]

sigh

[weeal]

oh no the big wumman will get back in, dont like her

[cazzz1975]

paddy power has daniel as fave to leave with rachel second

[birdie1971]

I like Daniel. He's not very good but he's not a blubbering idiot like some of them. Rachel should go through though because she is rather good.

[THECORBYLOON]

They may vote to keep in Daniel because he's mince and no competition to the remaining singers.

[birdie1971]

Bad choice of song for Daniel. Wonderful song but you need a really strong and high voice to do it justice.

[weeal]

arghh she is so sore on the lugs

[THECORBYLOON]

My ears are bleeding...

[weeal]

i thought that was blood on yer cheek there corbyloon

[birdie1971]

Oh well, I suppose justice was done tonight. Now all they have to do is get rid of Diane and Eeeeooooghaaaan. Then the real singers will be left.

[BigDave44]

Remember what the show is called. It's not "Best Singer". Let's face it, although Diana's not that good, the rest are so boring and ordinary. Simon knows who's going to put the most money in his pocket !!

[lyndylou]

I think Diana kinda hiccccuppppps or its as if she has a hole in her voice box although that specialist didn't see it last week - I do think she is unique tho and Simon will be rubbing his greedy little hands when she is a recording artist - however I think that people will get annoyed at her voice very quickly - as most of these answers confirm - so her career will be short - I had my fingers in my ears tonight too poor little Diana