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ToraToraTora | 18:11 Sun 28th Apr 2024 | Jokes
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My grandson loves the jokes of this form...

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Jack

I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.

 

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Q;  What do you call a man who is taller than you?A;  Uriah
10:43 Mon 29th Apr 2024

What do you call a female flasher?

Nicholas.

What do you call a Man in a Cemetery with Two Raincoats on?

Max Bygraves.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug.

 

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

Douglas.

What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!

 What do you call a fake noodle?
 An impasta!

What do you call an m&m that went to college?
A smarty.

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I'm really looking for ones where the answer is a name..

eg What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?

Cliff

 What do you call a dog magician?
 A labracadabrador.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic. 

what do ypu call a man with a plank on his head.. Edward

What do you call a man who goes shoplifting

 

Robin

knock knock .whose there ? isabel 

isabel who ?is a bell on a bike

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren.

What do you call a man with a prayer mat on his head?

Neil.

What do you call a man with a gun on his head

 

Ahmed   [armed - geddit?]

What do you call a man with a vacuum cleaner on his head ?

 

Henry

what do you call a man with a crane on his head ....Derek

What do you call an Irishman with a pane of glass behind each ear?

Paddy O'Doors

What do you call a man with an IOU on his head?  Owen

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some good ones, thanks

 

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