Pee Diddy

Bbbananas | 08:45 Fri 10th Sep 2010 | ChatterBank

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This is for the men; how many of you pee sitting down? Say, first thing in a morning when you're still half asleep, or p1ssed as a fart & can't trust yourself to hit the pan?

Just curious :-)

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Ankou

no i always stand up.

dont want me todger getting wraped around the u bend. bad enough with it submerging when i am standing.

Bbbananas

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Yeah right...... ;-)

4getmenot

my bloke does in morning when he's half asleep or if he's going on for No 2 anyway

Bbbananas

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Well, you would like to think they all sit down for a number 2 wouldn't you?! I can;'t imagine they'd have a wee first, then sit down to do the doo. But, you never know, men being as weird as they are....

mccfluff

lol

andy-hughes

Can't comment on the alcohol aspect, I am tee-total.

I am never too sleepy not to be able to aim correctly, in fact I can't understand why any man 'splashes' when using a toilet. It's just careless, and there's no excuse, we do it several times a day from toddler-stahe onwards.

The only time I would simply wee sitting down is on a fast moving train or coach, when a splash is unavoidable.

Ladies - what ever excuse your man is giving you for splashing, he is lying, it's nothing but carelessness, and there is no need for it.

Bbbananas

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Thank you andy - an honest man!