Oxymorons...

[NoMercy]

Someone earlier mentioned "posh chavs". An oxymoron if ever there was one. Then there were the "disreputable ladies" I saw touting for business on the N332. Or the all time classics like "abundunt poverty" or "Airline food"...

So come on... let's have your best oxymorons...

[NoMercy]

NoKnow... why don't you invent some of your own. And I cannot click on your link.

[ummmm]

My sons friends call him a Gothy Chav....

[caslass]

Bitter sweet

[lardhelmet]

Multitasking men

[NoMercy]

Male drivers ! lol

[NoMercy]

Someone's not getting any lately....

[Sandy-Wroe]

Honest politicians?

[lardhelmet]

Map reading women

[theonlyone]

Pikeys

[Answerprancer]

"friendly fire"
LOL - I always imagine this: "Ellooo mate!!! ...'ere, have some bullets !" .....DADADADADADADADA (urg....bonk!)

[Everhelpful]

Pretty Awful.

[ummmm]

That made me laugh...

here have some bullets....

[NoMercy]

Or pretty ugly...

Yes, friendly fire is a perfect oxymoron.

[karenmac60]

Army intelligence

[mandimoo]

microsoft works