Domestics, what's your funniest one?

[Bobbisox]

I meant Domestic arguments and not of the violent nature, we were talking about it in my 'Rat' thread for some reason..lol
craft has pelted a dinner and left spuds stuck to her venetian blinds and I have thrown toast which stuck on the wall for all to see the imprint of..lol
what's your funniest moment and have you laughed at it later ?
Bobbi ♥

[ummmm]

All of our arguments are funny because he turns into a todler and has a tantrum.

[China Doll]

I can't stand domestics of any kind. Too much negative energy involved. I have to be really angry to row and I don't throw things.

[Bobbisox]

me too CD but it has happened, not in this marriage but in the first, in this one I give vent by swearing at him and usually receive a withering look back for it..LOL

[pericat]

We had a very funny domestic once - cant quite remember her name

[Bobbisox]

Hya ummm, yes men do revert back to the Toddler and dummy stage in their life..lol

[redman41]

Came down Stairs one day bare footed and put my slippers on which I had left in the living room. Unfortunately the Cat had crapped in them, so I was left speechless and up to my ankles in sh*t. I'm still convinced my Ex got the Cat to do it on purpose ! lol

[redcrx]

me and my ex only ever rowed once in our entire relationship and marriage.

and it was because he cracked a wisecrack when i was already rather peed off with him, in front of some friends.

I threw a glass of water over him, he then went to throw his drink and i put my arm up, causing the glasses to smash together and cover my hair in drink and glass. The house cleared within seconds as we started screaming at each other.

5 mins later we called all friends back and said we should all go out for a drink, i just needed to wash my hair first.

[Barmaid]

None of our domestics are particularly funny, but the aftermath can be hilarious - mainly because he has a TERRIBLE memory and I have an excellent one. Thus he swears BLIND he has put x in the y or he has done abc or whatever, and then half an hour later it turns out he is wrong wrong wrong and I am smug smug smug. And then I take the pi$$ for hours.

Mind you a very funny comment he once made was "don't fluffing swear at me". I just looked and laughed.

[snags]

''I fell out with Snags over who loved china more, me or him''

There was no need to throw my lovingly made Hot Pot out the window though was there...

[Bobbisox]

lol@peri, she can't have been funny, she never left a lasting impression on you lol

[afcjan]

well apparently it was my fault when the cat got out at night, I was no where near at the time and he left the door open when he went up the shed, but it was still my fault because I had annoyed him over something earlier and it had made him forgetful.

[Bobbisox]

they can be hilarious but not at the time
Bill once went to a Burns Night supper, there he was all togged up in his penguin suit and cumber band..
he was rat-ar$ed when he came back , I was in bed and heard him slur lovingly to our dog Alfie..
Shcom.on, I'll take yer for a walk..hic
I heard the door then a few mins later, I heard the dog crying to be out, I got up to find the daft bugger (Bill) in the middle of the street with a dog-leash with an empty collar on the end of it...the dog was in the house
Ever tried screaming obscenities at 2 am ...
Bobbi ♥

[redman41]

LOL Bobbi !

[DEN53]

In my pre-menstrual tension days - I threw Mr. Den's dinner at him in the kitchen - at the time we had a single glazed back door, which the dinner plate together with shepherds pie went straight through the glass and landed up in next doors garden.
Not sure what caused the row, I think all he said was 'had a good day' - does'nt take much (;0 D

[China Doll]

snags and vibra - Both as funny as a heart attack... ;oP

[rinkins]

the closest I get to a domestic these days is the cat glaring at me because I haven't fed him quick enough or he wants to get on my lap.

Domestics in the past were far from funny.

[Bobbisox]

unfortunately that is true rinks, these are the ones we can laugh about, there is a sinister type, believe me I know too ♥

[rinkins]

I do remember one occasion when I wanted to cook some chicken nuggets and we didn't have any, by which time I had had a few glasses of wine, got incredibly up set with myself and because the OH thought it was funny that I got into such a state I ended up going ballistic. Oops, he still thought it was funny for a long time and wound me up about it frequently. I suppose it was a bit silly really.