These Threads are

[logic]

getting too steamy for me,
What with leggy's tongue pushig the man in the boat, and Salla sweating and pulsating, at JJ's every word,
Oh, It's just too much for me,
so I think i will go and lie down awhile.

Whew,

[Gormless]

Make it about 12 hours, there's been enough entirely unfunny smut on here today.

[joggerjayne]

And this is a family site.

[joggerjayne]

"the man in the boat" ...

Now there's an expression you don't hear very much !

(except on crackly American vids with cheesey dubbing)

[stewey]

Yes, JJ, it is: one big happy family.......or is that 'harpy'?

[joggerjayne]

Everyone has a family, or you wouldn't be here !

[joggerjayne]

yes, harpy ... so watch out !

=0)

[MikeLitoris]

I have a deep abhorrence of smut!

[Gormless]

What a very clever name you have devised there. I expect you are still in peals of laughter at its originality.

Do you realise how stupid it's going to look in 2 weeks' time?

[craft1948]

behave gormless - his name brings a smile to my face...

[joggerjayne]

Gormless ...

All you do is whinge.

Why do you make yourself suffer by coming on here at all?

Stop moaning so much.

Your posts are all boring and inane, but nobody moans about that ...

... (except for now, obviously).

[Gormless]

How am I misbehaving? You must have a giggly sort of SOH.

[stewey]

"Man in the boat". Brings to mind a good old B/W movie....."Cockleshell Heroes".

[sqad617]

stewey..now you are talking....fantastic film.

[Gormless]

JJ, guess how bothered I am?

You really need to get something into your silly frustrated head. However inconvenient it may be for your fantasy world, CB is open to all, not just giggly 40-somethings from Brighton. It is not a little club where you and a few select mates get tired of other peoples' postings.

I am a pain in the ar$e, but you have to find a way to cope with it.

[logic]

same thing

[joggerjayne]

Okay, Knobby.

btw ... I'd given up betting on Arsenal because they were drawing so much.

And then, when I haven't backed them, they thrash Cardiff.

Typical.

[joggerjayne]

Gormy, you're not a pain in the arse. You are sweet and jolly.

I can cope with you just fine.

But ... can you cope with me? I'm not so sure. I seem to get under your skin (however unsavoury that image may be).

J x

[logic]

OI if ya wanna talk about football go and do on somebody elses thread,

This is for smut and heaving boobs and all that,