Horror date

[Blind-date]

I can't believe the date i went on tonight
i met her on a dating site
she said she looked like a very young Felicity Kendall or a Jenny Aniston

my @rse........ she looked just like Yootha Joyce just before she drew her last breath.
she had a lovely name though, i really like Sara

[know-noknow]

but was she a go-er blind?

[SA80]

and how did you describe yourself? and what do you really look like?

We all like to big ourself up don't we?

[sara3]

bl00dy hell.. it's YOU, isn't it??!

pig face :@)

[Blind-date]

her stomach made funny noises all night ........arghhhhhhh
and she did not even know who the PM was
what a balloon!

[A.Guest]

Ah welcome back John Boy. What happened to G.force?

[sara3]

balloon? do we call people balloons??!

[rugeleyboy]

she sounds like a right bloody cornflake?

[sara3]

don't call me a bloody cornflake. I object!

[know-noknow]

but did you kop a feel Blind-date??????

[Blind-date]

i think she was on a police curfew because she had to get home for 10 o'clock
but her tattoo that she insisted i take a picture of was nice-ish i supose!>?

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t195/Calami ty_Cat/WorldsFunniestTattoo1.jpg

[Aprilis]

B-D, I can't make my mind up whether that was funny or gross!

[sara3]

that's not me.. I paint my nails!

[~max~]

Lol! They had an ad like that a couple of years ago, didn't they? Was it Kookai, or something?

[know-noknow]

bol0x that reminds me ...........

[Aprilis]

Actually it was funny...it's the knickers that are gross.

[know-noknow]

o ' dear that made me go back for another look!

[Barmaid]

pmsl - only just seen this.

Only thing I found disturbing about the tat was that it wasn't a ride on mower!!

[~max~]

lol! They are horrible, Aprilis! and also the fact her pubic hair actually goes all that way up her belly! lol

[sir.knobby]

Its funny apes I like it.

Has johny boy lambert started a new trend on here tonight then of posting porn pics as in what the sausage boy posted on here earlier but this one is not hard core and is cool