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wilmay Fri 29/08/08 18:30
I'd start by killing his hair stylist lol
Whickerman Fri 29/08/08 18:30
slowly.
And for added irony, do it with arrogance and keep saying "I think this is going to hurt you but I'm going to go with this way instead".
Oh, and when he makes a noise, throw your eyes to heaven to show him you think he's retarded and beneath you.
Cmitchell Fri 29/08/08 18:33
They're all "clever smarmy b4starts", honestly I'd kill the lot.
What infuriates me is the sssslllooowww way they get round to answering every bl88dy question. The answer is Paris!!!!! We don't need to know whether you've been there, when and who with for ****s sake!!!
zzxxee Fri 29/08/08 18:35
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or just force feed him the colins oxford JUNIOR dictionary
zzxxee Fri 29/08/08 18:46
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who shall we get to kill him?????////
jedimistress Fri 29/08/08 23:02
Get that snobby cow to eat him with her vampire teeth.
niceboy Sat 30/08/08 00:08
Get Kevin to bore him to death. Or, make Kevin laugh out loud. That will frighten him to death.
Lov3shy Sat 30/08/08 09:52
Get Bruce Forsyth to dance with him and throw him out the window
dustinmyeye Sat 30/08/08 10:07
oh hes a smarmy git and i think he deserves to choke to death on his truly rediculous shirt collection.
Panic Button Sat 30/08/08 10:08
This is in very poor taste.
Just don't watch.
(Anyway Daphne is lovely - I think she is Ethel)
puddicat Sat 30/08/08 11:16
ROFL everyones suggestions are hilarious keep em coming!!!
Lov3shy Mon 01/09/08 10:31
Get Jeremy Kyle to liberally shout at him; he'll get in a nervous breakdown and (maybe) commit suicide