The Two Ronnies

[kags]

Does anyone remember a sketch the Two Ronnies did with a Brass Band. I think they both had drums, and were singing, amongst other songs, one to the tune of Entry Of The Gladiators. Ronnie B was singing about his love of food, and Ronnie C about his love of alcohol. When I was a child we had a cassette of it, and I used to think it was terribly grown up to listen to it. I can remember these lines 'aint it a pity the pubs in the city all close at half past ten, if I had the power they'd close for an hour then open up again, I could get chronic on vodka and tonic at any time I like, and while the policeman watched me car I'd nip home on me bike' - wouldn't be broadcast these days!! No, I have not been on the vodka and tonic myself!!!! Anyone recall any more of the sketch?

[kags]

I ahve now got the full transcript thanks to lodekka

[strett]

i no all the words to that song because i used to play in a brass band and that song just hit the right cord.HA HA i also have it on audio cassette if you would like a copy just send me your address and i will post it to you.my mum as it on video be they went over a little bit of it,so i was going to see if i could get it off the net. ALL THE BEST Steve

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