What is a ba$tard exactly?

[RATTER15]

What is a ba$tard exactly?


Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
"What is a ba$tard?"


And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophism's that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.


In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.


The guy behind him, well, he's a ba$tard.

[IMG]http://i18.tinypic.com/67p3hux.jpg[/IMG]

[warpig3]

Again, LOL.

[legend758duo]

Oi thats me behind him.Im just trying to keep him on his toes lol.Anyway hes wearing pampers, standard bomb squad issue .

[grumpii]

Its a whoopee cushion, the bomb squad are renouned for their sense of humour.

[RATTER15]

The red tape is obviously to keep onlookers at a safe distance!!

[grumpii]

He is having a "dump" and thinks nobody is watching.

[society]

Good morning everyone!

A ba$tard is jerk who believes he is a stud and lives in the bar.

[johnlambert]

He'll be having a dump faster than he expected grumpii

[RATTER15]

Are you sure its a good morning society?

something leads me to think not everything is going so well!!

[grumpii]

Yeah john, and he will be gutted when he finds out that the bloke with the paper bag has also robbed his bog roll!

[society]

Hello Ratter,

I'm fine. Thank you for asking. Hope you are doing great also.

xx

[society]

I think there's fish and chips in the brown bag.

[knobbynonuts]

no theres not fish and chips in the bag its full of redheads used condoms from last night.

[grumpii]

Surely he would have gloves on if he was going to pop that bag!!!!!!!!!!!

[legend758duo]

Maybe the bags for putting over a womans head??

[knobbynonuts]

grumpii please dont call me shirly