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Why Oh Why Does A Funeral Bring Out The Very Worst In People???
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Already the squabbling has started and the funeral isn't till next Thursday , his sister who's done sod all wants this that and the other done on the order of service which should go to print today, I want to erupt but can't for my friends sake Arghhhh,they never had any family , she's got a nephew in NZ and he has a sister , that's it , certain things have to be signed and witnessed but not by a family member !
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.yep I agree dispose of body as cheaply as possible then use the money that you would have given to an undertaker for a monumental peace up. Then at that you can all wax lyrical as you would have at the usual place, everyone's a winner except the parasites who make money by emotional blackmailing relatives after death.
I arranged one two years ago and was well impressed.....I'd have no hesitation in using these people again.
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For some, who need the ending of a funeral, I'd recommend the Co-op.
60-ish years ago I remember my mum being subtly harassed by a commercial undertaker (in Romford), pointing out the special oak coffins, the lining, the carving, (but never a mention of the price). She of course found it hard to say Beggar Off.
Then years later my bosses body was flown back from Spain where he'd died of a heart attack (thousands the flight cost), and then when I saw his coffin pre-cremation is was another five grand's worth - oak again, intricately carved, lined, etc. - and it was about to go into the furnace (or not, as you always suspect the beggars of making off with it for future use).
My mum was finally laid to rest in the 1990s. She had a chipboard job from the Co-op. And no-one raised an eyebrow, no-one said "Tut tut, wouldn't an oak coffin by more suitable." I know what my mum would have said. The money saved was given away, as she would have done.
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60-ish years ago I remember my mum being subtly harassed by a commercial undertaker (in Romford), pointing out the special oak coffins, the lining, the carving, (but never a mention of the price). She of course found it hard to say Beggar Off.
Then years later my bosses body was flown back from Spain where he'd died of a heart attack (thousands the flight cost), and then when I saw his coffin pre-cremation is was another five grand's worth - oak again, intricately carved, lined, etc. - and it was about to go into the furnace (or not, as you always suspect the beggars of making off with it for future use).
My mum was finally laid to rest in the 1990s. She had a chipboard job from the Co-op. And no-one raised an eyebrow, no-one said "Tut tut, wouldn't an oak coffin by more suitable." I know what my mum would have said. The money saved was given away, as she would have done.
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iluvmargie, I'm all for direct cremations but a lot of people still don't like them and consider them to be nothing more than waste disposal. It's good to have the choice - and there is so much choice these days.
Those who want a more traditional funeral don't have to employ a funeral director, you can DIY. Buy a coffin (cardboard if you like)or make your own, book the crem or buy the grave and arrange the transport. I have seen a coffin transported on a motorbike and sidecar combo. If you own the property you can (usually) bury them in the back garden.
Some councils will let you do away with the coffin and use a shroud. I think that is unfair to the employees who have to get the body into the crematoria or the grave.
I'm having a direct to crem disposal and my family will do it. Book the first slot of the day as this is the cheapest and the cardboard coffin is already in the loft.
Those who want a more traditional funeral don't have to employ a funeral director, you can DIY. Buy a coffin (cardboard if you like)or make your own, book the crem or buy the grave and arrange the transport. I have seen a coffin transported on a motorbike and sidecar combo. If you own the property you can (usually) bury them in the back garden.
Some councils will let you do away with the coffin and use a shroud. I think that is unfair to the employees who have to get the body into the crematoria or the grave.
I'm having a direct to crem disposal and my family will do it. Book the first slot of the day as this is the cheapest and the cardboard coffin is already in the loft.
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