The Friday Afternoon Fun Thread

[Barmaid]

Let's have a giggle.

I know we are probably all sick to death of Prince Harry and Meghan and Christmas.

Assuming the bride to be is invited to Sandringham for the annual bun fight, what would she be best advised

a) not to say to any of her new in-laws or
b) buy as a gift for any of them

Over to you........ have some fun.....

[NoMercy]

"Where's the toilet?" (The T-word is practically a profanity in polite society).

"What's for dessert?" (Her Maj has "pudding" - "dessert" is just vulgar).

"So, Phil... you any relation to Zorba?"

[Jackdaw33]

Clearly a slow day in the Court of Chancery.

[Barmaid]

lol, every day is a slow day in the CoC, Jackdaw!!!

Liking the last one, NoM!

[anotheoldgit]

Any of you guys know how to become a British Citizen?

[mccfluff]

^^^^
philip: marry a royal

[mikey4444]

I understand that Nancy Reagan once remarked to Betty, when being shown around Buck House

" Nice place you have here!"

Another one to avoid would be to remark on any of the Royals teeth.

[slinky.kate]

B,buy the queen a new hat?(for the wedding)

[Barmaid]

lol, some good ones, but so far AOG and McFluff as a double act are the best.

[douglas9401]

So Phil, I hear you have a wicked sense of humour.

[sunny-dave]

"I understand I'm not the first American to marry into the family?"

[mikey4444]

lol SunnyD !

[Barmaid]

S-D, that's excellent!

[choux]

Back home ER is a fab medical drama on tv ...

Shall I call you Pops or Chuck?

Did you never think to pin back his ears?

[mallyh]

do you have rodeos with all the hoses you have ?

[NoMercy]

"We've asked Donald and Melania to be Best Man and Maid of Honour."

[Bazile]

It's odd, this only ginger fella in the family - isn't it ?

[Barmaid]

NoM, I laughed out loud at that one......

[mikey4444]

"This china is lovely.........I'm sure I have seen it in Walmart !"

[Barmaid]

Bazile - to the tower with you!!!

Mikey - lol, bet its not the ubiquitous 90s pattern "Eternal Bow"

[anotheoldgit]

Bazile

/// It's odd, this only ginger fella in the family - isn't it ? ///

Now why did you have to bring colour into this? :0)