Soaps

[Ann]

Have the writers gone stark staring mad this week? Just ridiculous!

[murraymints]

anne have just woke uo
....EMMERDALE?

[gingejbee]

Ann...I've just said "Are the writers mad?" and "Are we supposed to swallow this daft stuff?".....

[murraymints]

wot's appened..?

[Smowball]

I've just watched Emmerdale for first time in months so no idea what's going on but how on earth did that woman in wedding gown get that bloke down the stairs on her own and tie him to a chair??

[EDDIE51]

I hear Eastenders next story line will be >>>>
'Grant Mitchell becomes a woman!'
He says he has always felt 'trapped in the wrong body' and asks for a sex change! He is refused funding by the NHS so sets out to rob a bank to get enough cash to pay privately.
I'll let you lot carry on the plot from here. ;-)

[-SharonA-]

And he wants to look like Dolly Parton!

[weecalf]

Babes comes back and screams Gertrude outa my pub

[Smowball]

And Dot reveals her and Patrick are secret lovers!!

[Ann]

Emmerdale has changed beyond all recognition sincd the gentle days of Emmerdale Farm. My old Grandma must be turning in her grave ... she loved it! Coronation Street is crazy too .... don't know why I still watch them!

[-Talbot-]

murraymints
wot's appened..?


Obama accused Putin of calling his pint a poof and there was a big fight in the Wooly.
Her Majesty The Queen has bought the garage and intends on opening it as a Bettying shop.

oh ... and Hillary is pregnant with Trump's lovechild.

[-Talbot-]

Yes total *** but not that far removed from the idiocy of the current script.

[hereIam]

Only watch Corrie and I have no complaints about it.

[Cloverjo]

I don't watch any of them. My mum used to watch Emmerdale Farm, so I remember Annie Sugden bustling about in the kitchen while Joe or whatever his name was, was out lambing.
I used to like Corrie when I was a kid, and Brookside until the cast all looked like supermodels.

I suppose they have to come up with ridiculous storylines now they are all trying to outdo each other for drama and ratings.